timeywimeyhobbit:

why does my body keep  producing acne why can’t you focus on more important things like growing wings or making me hot 

lampsarepeopletoo:

my motto is “if it takes more than 5 minutes to cook i’d rather starve”

heartless:

acne is so rude like hi bitch i didn’t ask you to invade my skin thanks though for being a piece of shit 

jeannette-m:

the-broken-daughter-of-gabriel:

consulting-detective-with-a-box:

chrisletoepine:

it’s the year 2081. facebook is now on a chip you implant into your hand that allows you to type your status in midair. twitter can be controlled with thoughts. tumblr still has the same damn video player.

and the BBC finally announced that Sherlock series 4 will premiere January 1st 2082

Madagascar 273 is out. They still haven’t found New York.

Yeah, sounds about right.

bangcaster:

you can still be thick and have a thigh gap 

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